Safilo And OnlyFans Launch Glasses Featuring Smart Moustache Technology

Following the launch of Facebook/Luxottica’s “Rayban Stories”, Safilo and OnlyFans today announced they are collaborating on the world’s first ever glasses featuring Smart Moustache Technology.

The glasses, which somehow are still not as perverted as Rayban Stories, combine a classic double bridge design with the added functionality of a moustache suspended below.

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“The suspended moustache is a world first. The glasses can be worn whenever a moustache is needed at short notice.” Head of Design, Dr Burt Zucherbert.

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