In a bid to boost membership numbers, the highly esteemed British Contact Lens Association has decided to allow non-contact lenses to join.
Despite there being hundreds of millions of contact lenses on earth, surprisingly few contact lenses have actually joined the association. It is for this reason that the association has decided to allow other things such as contact lens practitioners to join.
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President of the BCLA, 8.6/14.2/etafilconA/-2.00 serial number 926554332190 told our reporters “We really thought more contact lenses would join. I guess we have to lower our standards and let people who fit lenses in. It’s a shame because I only founded this association in the hope of finding a nice comfilcon A to share an Oxysept jacuzzi with”.
