In a press release today, Metallica announced they will soon commence their IOL Master Of Puppets Tour, as they make their way across the country to find a suitable ophthalmologist to remove their cataracts.
They will be joined by opening act Iron Maiden, if their son is available to drive them that day.
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“End of passion play, crumbling away, i’m your source of self-destruction…….Oh sorry, Um, is it fzbde?.”
James Hetfield, trying the 666 line
