A local optometrist today has updated her Tinder profile to remind men that she’s not some kind of iCare tonometer probe you can use once and throw away.
“I’m not some highly priced skinny thing you just use and throw away. I’m looking for a commitment with no end. Like an old Stratus OCT you just cannot sell no matter how hard you try”
Dr Jennifer Nguyen, looking for a long term relationship
Fellow local optometrist, Dr Dwayne Kiltson saw the profile and said “man, she’s making it out like she’s all about commitment but when we were are university, she used me like a prism bar – acted like she needed me all of sudden then didn’t want anything to do with me for a month.”
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