In news completely unrelated to the Biden Covid19 relief bill, a discount laser eye surgery chain has developed a sudden urge to promote $1400 Lasik specials.
It is believed that the $1400 figure is not in any way related to the fact that many Americans will be receiving this exact amount in government relief.
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Dr Gary “Slippery” Seton told our reporters “Even though I only ever vote red, I welcome this relief package and I couldn’t be happier to offer my patients the chance to pass that relief check on, straight into my barely dexterous hands”.
