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Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression

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The Journal of Obvious Medicine (JOM) today published a paper showing that, as any logical person would predict, the medieval trans-vaginal hallucinogen atropine may...

Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry

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A new startup is set to revolutionise the self driving car industry with their release of the world's first ever prescription headlamps for myopic...

Velvet Dressed Hyperopic Man Is Willing To Help End Myopia Epidemic If You Ladies...

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A 36 year old hyperopic man today used his Tinder profile to advise that he is willing to help end the myopia epidemic, if...

Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways

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In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together. Sources...

Man Says The Glasses He Bought Three Years Ago and Has Worn Every Day Since Were Never Any Good

New Juicy McNuggets Now Have 20% More Vitreous

Specsavers Ads Voted As Funny By Men Wearing Bintang Singlets

Vision Expo A Success After Almost No Optometrists Got So Drunk They Shat Their Bed

Optometry Franchisee Celebrates 10 Years of Living With His Parents

Unhappy Man Says Broken Glasses Are Barely Even 12 Years Old

New Receptionist Is 100% Comfortable Giving Medical Advice

AOA and AAO Presidents Agree To Cage Fight At Vegas Octogon

Ophthalmologist Finally Gives Up Talking Shit About Optometrists

Sexual Tension Between Optician And Frame Rep Becoming Unbearable

Facebook Finally Quarantines Server Hosting Picture of Viral Conjunctivitis

Total Coincidence – Discount Laser Center Launches $1400 Lasik Special

Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould

Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case

Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses

Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins

New OCT Software Predicts Likelihood Patient Is Related To Nicolas Cage

Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression

Woman With Trump Shaped Choroidal Naevus Assures Eye Doctor She Really Is A Good Person

Hungry Eye Doctor Can’t Stop Seeing Roast Chickens Instead Of Optic Nerve Heads

Local Woman Hopes Colored Contacts Will Succeed Where Botox, Fillers and Implants Failed

F*ck It. Contact Lenses Now Available In Buffets.

British Contact Lens Association Opens Up Membership To Non-Contact Lenses

Gillette Releases Multifocal Contact Lens With 5 Zones And A Lubricating Strip

Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould

Study Finds Miyosmart and Stellest Achieve 70% Reduction In Orthok Industry

Professionals Who Spend All Day In Dim Rooms Say Children Should Spend More Time Outdoors

Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression

Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry

Velvet Dressed Hyperopic Man Is Willing To Help End Myopia Epidemic If You Ladies Are Up For That

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Study Finds Miyosmart and Stellest Achieve 70% Reduction In Orthok Industry

Professionals Who Spend All Day In Dim Rooms Say Children Should Spend More Time Outdoors

Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression

Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry

Velvet Dressed Hyperopic Man Is Willing To Help End Myopia Epidemic If You Ladies...

Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways

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