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Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression

The Journal of Obvious Medicine (JOM) today published a paper showing that, as any logical person would predict, the medieval trans-vaginal hallucinogen atropine may...

Woman With Trump Shaped Choroidal Naevus Assures Eye Doctor She Really Is A Good...

For local woman Clare McInsey, her annual eye test is a day she most certainly dreads, as she yet again has to reassure her...

Hungry Eye Doctor Can’t Stop Seeing Roast Chickens Instead Of Optic Nerve Heads

Following a marathon morning session, and running 60 minutes behind schedule, local eye doctor Sienna Teeto cannot stop seeing juicy roast chickens instead of...

Ophthalmologist and Patient Officially Run Out Of Small Talk After 60th Intravitreal Injection

The silence was deafening in Consult Room 3 today, as a patient and doctor officially ran out of small talk after the patient's 60th...

Optometrist With Freshly Styled Bouffant Probably Ain’t Doing Any B.I.O Today

In a word of warning to patients of Retro Eyes Dublin, resident optometrist Penny O'Reilly's hair is looking so splendid today that there is...

New OCT Automatically Cancels Doctor’s Dinner Plans When a Macula Off Detachment Is Detected

Excited doctors today crowded into Copenhagen's Bella Center for the launch of the newest generation of ultra sophisticated OCT imaging devices, including the first...

Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse

It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...

Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways

In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together. Sources...

Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To...

Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
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