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From eye care festivals in Toronto to naked optometry luaus in Hawaii, we round up the biggest eye care news stores and dump them on you right here.

Sales Rep Disappointed No-One Has Ever Asked What He’d Be Willing To Do To...

An ophthalmic sales rep today revealed that disappointingly he has never been asked what he would be willing to do to close the deal...

Survey Finds 98% Of Optometrists Would Be Interested In Joining A Heist To Steal...

A survey has found conclusive evidence that almost all optometrists would be interested in joining a heist to steal iCare tonometer probes. The data shows...

Oprah Includes Kanski’s Clinical Ophthalmology In This Year’s Favorite Book List

Oprah has revealed that Kanski’s Clinical Ophthalmology book kept her riveted during long winter days in the Hamptons. “You must read this book. It completely...

A Touching Gesture: Ophthalmologist Implants Ferrero Rocher Following Emergency Christmas Eneucleation

In a touching gesture, a horrific Christmas accident has been turned around by a local ophthalmologist who implanted a Ferrero Rocher following an emergency...

Inflation Bites As Optometrists Struggle To Maintain 1000% Markups

Optometrists around the country are feeling the pinch as inflation sets in, with many struggling to even maintain a humble 1000% margin on single...

Fleeced: Optometrist Swindled By Romance Scammer Who Was Only After His iCare Tonometer Probes

A lovely older optometrist has today realised that the woman he thought loved him was actually only after his impressive stock of iCare tonometer...

“No Way To Prevent This” Says Only Type Of Patient This Seems To Ever...

A local 1800-Contacts customer has declared that her third microbial keratitis is just ‘bad luck’ and a ‘freak event’ despite being the exact kind...

5 Missing Contact Lens Company Executives Located After 1800-Contacts CEO’s Colonoscopy

A routine colonoscopy of the CEO of 1800-Contacts has today led to the location of 5 missing contact lens company executives. The executives, who would...

Patient Who Is 25 Minutes Late For Appointment Somehow Thinks You’re Glad To See...

A local woman has proudly exclaimed “I made it!” as she casually strolled through the door at her local optometry practice, a mere 25...

OD’s On Finance Host Vision Expo Mass Wedding For Anyone Wanting To Get Married...

Vision Expo has kicked off with a bang as the prominent Facebook group, OD’s on Finance, held their inaugural “Mass Wedding For Tax Purposes”....
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